Mistakes: "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

Defeat: "For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them."

Failure: "When your best just isn't good enough."

Stupidity: "Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots."

Humiliation: "The harder you try, the dumber you look."

Ineptitude: "If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly."

Losing: "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."

Delusions: "There is no joy greater than soaring high on the winds of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the Ocean of Reality."

Incompetence: "When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do."

Idiocy: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Agony: "Not all pain is gain."

Doubt: "In a battle between you and the world, bet on the world."

Pessimism: "Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it."

Blame: "The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures."

Slacking: "When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness."

Disloyalty: "There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices."

Conformity: "When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

Apathy: "If we don't take care of the customer, maybe they'll stop bugging us."

Procrastination: "Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

Underachievement: "The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower."