› If your father is a poor man,
  it is your fate but,
  if your father-in-law is a poor man,
  it's your stupidity.


› I was born intelligent - education ruined me.


› Practice makes perfect.....
  But nobody's perfect......
  so why practice?


› If it's true that we are here to help others,
  then what exactly are the others here for?


› Since light travels faster than sound,
  people appear bright until you hear them speak.


› How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

› Money is not everything.
  There's Mastercard & Visa.


› One should love animals.
  They are so tasty.


› Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
  And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


› Every man should marry.
  After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


› The wise never marry.
  And when they marry they become otherwise.


› Success is a relative term.
  It brings so many relatives.


› Never put off the work till tomorrow
  what you can put off today.


› Your future depends on your dreams.
  So go to sleep.


› There should be a better way to start a day
  Than waking up every morning


› Hard work never killed anybody.
  But why take the risk


› Work fascinates me.
  I can look at it for hours.


› God made relatives;
  Thank God we can choose our friends.


› The more you learn, the more you know,
  The more you know, the more you forget,
  The more you forget, the less you know,
  So.. why learn.


› Leave the cellphone at home,
  in the car or at least turn it off,
  before you enter a place of worship.
  God may call you, but it's unlikely He will use AirTel.


› A bus station is where a bus stops.
  A train station is where a train stops.
  On my desk, I have a work station....
  what more can I say........